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First Concert

Posted by xthesnarfx - August 19th, 2007


Well I have no newgrounds news to share with you all so I'll tell you about my news that you all care about, YAY!

I went to my first concert yesterday which featured Agenist All Authority, Streetlight Manifesto, Reel Big Fish, and Les than Jake. Now in this concert I was smart, I got up to the bar early and never gave it up. No one was in front of my and I was just a few feet away from the stage. Great thing for a first concert.

AAA- They were the starter band for good ressone. You couldn't hear one word they were saying so insted of a ska band, it sounded like a punk band with a few randome trumpets thrown in. Now the only fun part about this band was the mosh pit. Now I didn't give up my spot but I just turned around and pushed people that got near to me. I can't really say anything about them because they sucked.

Streetlight Manifesto- They started with this great cover of "The Ants of Marching in", it blew my mind. For 45 minutes they gave an awsome concert. They played most of there hits, If We are to Rise Again, Kesbe Nights, ect. And played a song from they're new album that is gonna be great. The entire segment was awsome, I just wish they had a better stage show.

Reel Big Fish- Right when they got on everyone went crazy and they srated right off the back with Trendy. I dunno if you guys know about the RBF but they are so goofy on stage, esspisally John and Dan. They played all of they're hits, She Has a Girlfriend Now, Suberban Rytham (the many vertions of), Take on Me, and of course Sell out. Now the RBF has hunderids of great songs so it would be impossable to play everything in the hour that they had.

Less Than Jake- Sucks so I left before they started

After I left I cought the RBF in the parking lot and


Comments

noice waurk mawety

In the parking lot and? AND!?

Well I didn't put it for some ressone but we got there autographs, but feel free to put whatever you want after.

Good job, now I wanna cookie

Go for it, they're in the pantree.

Sorry,ate all the snacks....

So YOU were the guy who pushed me!!!!

no, just kidding, but great job,you deserve... A Magic Sponge!When i release spongeman,you will understand. But not for a while cuz isound like a girl on a mic.

Sorry if imake typos,the space bar on my keyboard is weird and hates me...

That is one heck of a first concert.

Come on less than jake is as at least decent, but the y shouldnt be a headliner opener at most.

I dunno, AAA was pretty bad.

I'm glad I was there with you unlike all these other n00bs...=)

It was the blackest night
There was no moon in sight
You know the stars aint shinin
cause the skys too tight
I heard the scarey wind
I seen some ugly trees
There was a werewolf honkin
long the side of me

Im mean n Im bad, yknow I aint no sissy
Got a big-titty girly by the name of chrissy
Talkin about her n my bike n me...
n this ride up the mountain of mystery, mystery

I noticed even the crickets
Was actin weird up here
And so I figured I might
Just drink a little beer
I said, gimme summa that what yer suckin on...
But there was no reply
cause she was gone...

Wheres those titties that I like so well
n my goddamn beer!
Is what I started to yell, then I heard this noise
Like a crunchin twig, n up jumped the devil...hes about this big...

He had a red suit on
An a widows peak
An then a pointed tail
n like a sulphur reek
Yes, it was him awright
I sweared I knowed it was
He had some human flesh
Stuck underneath his claws
You know it looked to me
Like it was titty skin
I said, you sonofabitch!
cause I was mad at him,
Well he just got out his floss
n started cleanin his fang
So I shot him with my shooter
Said: bang bang bang

Then the sucker just laughed n said, put it away...
You know, I ate her all up...now what you
Gonna say?
You ate my chrissy? titties n all!
Well, what about the beer then, boy? were the cans
This tall?
Even her boots? would I lie to you?
Shit, you musta been hungry! yes, this is true.
Well dont they pay you good for the
Stuff that you do?
Well, you know, I cant complain when the checks come through...

Well I want my chrissy, n I want my beer
So you just barf it back up now, devil,
Do you hear?

Blow it out your ass, motorcycle man! I mean, I am the devil,
Do you understand? just what will you give me
For your
Titties and beer? I suppose you noticed this little
Contract here... yer goddam right, you son-of-a-whore,
Dont call me that
Thats about the only reason
...gimme that paper...bet yer ass Ill sign...
cause I need a beer, n its titty-squeezin time

Man, you cant fool me...you aint that bad...
I mean you shoulda seen some of the souls I had...
Why there was milhous nixon n agnew, too...
n both of those suckers was worse n you...

Well, lets make a deal if you think thats true
I mean, youre the devil, so whatcha gonna do?

(improvised dialog)
Wait a minute...a tinge of doubt crosses my mind...when you say...
That you want to make a deal with me...

Thats very, very true
Im only interested in two things
Yeah?
See if you can guess what they are

I would think...uh...lets see, maybe stravinsky...

Ill give you two clues. let go of your pickle

What?

Let go of your pickle!

Im not holding my pickle

Well, whos holding your pickle then?

I dont know...shes out in the audience...
Hey dale, would you like to come up here and hold
My pickle to satisfy this weird man out on the stage?

Im only interested in two things, and thats
Titties and beer
You know what I mean?
What?
Titties and beer
Titties and beer
Titties and beer
Titties and beer
Titties and beer
Titties and beer
Titties and beer!
Titties and beer!
I dont know if youre the right guy?
Titties and beer!
Titties and beer!

No! dont sign it! give me time to think...
I mean hold on a second boy, cause thats magic ink!

And then the devil let go of his pickle
And out come my girl, there was her titties
Flop-floppin...all around the world

She said I got me three beers and a fistful of downs
And Im gonna get ripped, so fuck, you clowns!
Then she gave us the finger, it was rigid and stiff
Thats when the devil, he farted
And she went right over the cliff!
The devil was mad, I took off to my pad
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?

Too insert funny name here: WTF?!